Last Updated on March 16, 2024 by Matt Donato
If you havenโt come to realize it yet, Anna and the Apocalypse is the ultimate โChristmas Horrorโ package. Musical numbers are anything but interludes, as singsongy Disney riffs score undead fight choreography. Humorous elements allow for seasonal satire but never distract from the title characterโs deathly serious maturity blossom. Films have been described to โhave it allโ before, although John McPhailโs ho-ho-horror comedy sets a new bar by pitching a perfect hybrid of too many subgenres. A Scottish โhorror zombie comedy musicalโ that executes this cleanly. My new favorite holiday rewatch tradition.
Youโve read plenty of reviews of Anna and the Apocalypse. Iโve written mine. Instead, after multiple viewings, I want to explore what makes McPhailโs decked-out crowdpleaser a must watch (on Hulu and Amazon Prime) this winter season through lyrical poetry. Sung from the heart, linked to the actions on screen with effortless connectivity.
SPOILERS FOLLOW
The greatest trick McPhail pulls is maintaining High School Musical energies as students dance around lunch tables while lines, quite plainly, maintain how pleasantries arenโt in Annaโs future. Choral deliveries like โNo such thing as a Hollywood endingโ – before zombified snowmen even appear – confirm everything we need. Yet, between co-star Sarah Swireโs energetic choreography and festive jubilation like blinky-light ugly sweaters, we still – somehow – retain hope that Anna and the Apocalypse wonโt embrace doomsday gloom. Hence why the filmโs more serious moments are these knife-twist, ever impactful heartbreakers. Primo manipulation of the pop-pleasant-pure variety.
โThis is not the story youโve been dreaming of. The one where you get all you want. So stop your pretending…โโ
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At the filmโs onset, โBreak Awayโ minces no words about fleeing a โhopelessโ Little Haven suburb as many restless hearts have felt bigger than the lives they found themselves trapped within. If you listen, Annaโs pleading for an existence less ordinary is setting up how characters will be forced to escape however possible. Breaking away is literal as Anna (Ella Hunt) dreams of her Australian vacation instead of immediate schooling, but itโs more than that. Annaโs tethers to her hometown – father Tony (Mark Benton), friend John (Malcolm Cumming) – are sung as admissions of the pain thatโll come when leaving familiarity behind. Acceptance, necessity, and ambition jammed into an opening number that sets a tone of bittersweet wanderlust.
โTrapped in a moment, ready to fly – I've got to find my own way. Sooner or later it ends in goodbye, we all have to break away.โ
As Anna navigates her high school hallways, McPhail uses a soon-to-be karaoke favorite in โHollywood Endingโ to represent the perception and expectancy of such a sprightly crowd-pleaser. Delivery mirrors optimistic projections of carefree schoolhouse rockinโ, but lyrics – as mentioned above – confirm a hard truth. Anna and the Apocalypse isnโt another sunshiny grapple with adolescent fates where everyone walks out unharmed. Between Annaโs bemoaning of immature dating scenes and Johnโs takedown of being sold Matthew McConaughey romances, the songโs intention is to subvert expectations by exploiting the very cheerful demeanor musicals use when dulling lifeโs harsher edges.
Swireโs expressive dance routine is so impossibly hypnotizing, but โHollywood Endingโ tells you everything you need to know about the characters before you. Annaโs not fitting into someone elseโs princess fantasy, Johnโs not the protagonist in another Nicholas Sparks adaptation, Lisa (Marli Siu) and Chrisโ (Christopher Leveaux) puppy love is perfect for the time being but we all know how teenage romances typically burn then fizzle out – itโs all spelled out. Yet, as performers bang on tabletops in synchrony, McPhailโs still able to distract us from assured tragedy without telling a single lie. If you listen carefully (a recurring theme), all the answers are provided. Right down to โvillainโ Arthur Savage (Paul Kaye) watching the whole performance from the shadows, softly repeating lyrics to himself in a sad state of outsider angst.
โHollywood Endingโ is a near-perfect satire of upbeat โbrainwashingโ as our minds tune into what theyโve been programmed to see, not whatโs *actually* sung.
โ'Cause no one ever tells you when you're young. Love's not like the books, the films, or the songs.โ
Enter a pair of Christmas-themed goofers. Both may seem โthrowawayโ given the filmโs thumbed pulse, but I challenge that notion. Without โThe Fish Wrap,โ played as two students in penguin costumes โdanceโ (flail around) on a theater stage, or Lisaโs innuendo-crammed โItโs That Time Of Year,โ Anna and the Apocalypse might tip the scales too quickly in terms of subgenre balance. Plus, Marli Sue crushes her after-school performance of an overtly sexual song that raunches up every festive stereotype on the โNaughtyโ list. McPhailโs task is to unite the worlds of horror, comedy, and performance art in a way that never freezes over. Marliโs number is worth every cutaway shot to audience members squirming uncomfortably during a family-friendly production (or so presumed).
โThere's a lack of presents in my stocking, and my chimney needs a good unblocking. Come on Santa dear, I've been waiting for you.โ
Thus brings us to Annaโs epiphany โAh ha!โ She shares a duet with John where they swear to themselves – through song – that today is going to be the day everything changes. With earbuds canceling out the noise around them, the duo exits their houses and sing-dances their way to school while grinning with positivity. New lease, new vibes, new outlook in life. Thereโs nothing the world can do to shake John and Annaโs spirits as they embrace the change theyโve once somberly wished into existing. This is the โturning pointโ in any musical where characters march forward into becoming their own second act saviors.
Of course, Anna and the Apocalypse takes this recharged opportunity as a good time to unleash the reanimated dead.ย
When Anna steps outside, this โnew morningโ that โseems different than beforeโ is because zombies are eating her neighbors as she pirouettes down sidewalk concrete. Itโs pure chaos. Bodies fall from second-story windows, SUVs crash – Iโm sorry, is that a newborn being munched upon? โTurning My Life Aroundโ makes a statement about blocking out the horrors around us as a means of focusing inward, but also reminds of the dangers that still exist. Again, this should be a monumentally up-swing moment but for gosh flippinโ sakes John and Anna meet up in a *graveyard* during the final chorus. McPhailโs not even being ominous. Donโt get me wrong, โTurning My Life Aroundโ is an achievement in choreographed chaos thatโs, for my money, a standout horror comedy sequence this decade – but the damnation โhintedโ at is the loudest voice here. Importance for whatโs to come sold on high.
โI'm waking, spent too long playing dead. I'm shaking, these blues out of my head. Not letting anybody bring me down, I'm ready for turning my life around.โโ
Once impending darkness settles in, songs become more somber and aware. What else would you expect as cities burn? In a world without technological hookups, characters are forced to speak face-to-face giving us โHuman Voiceโ as a result. Some write this one off as the filmโs skippable mid-track, although this indie-synth plea for communicative resilience holds a deeper meaning in my mind. Beyond the obvious need for digital obsessions to subside.โ
Anna and the Apocalypse, until technology fails, is about characters who are speaking ever-so-clearly but not being heard (much like the filmโs own tricks through lyrics and delivery). Annaโs father refuses to hear his little girlโs desires and pushes her away as a result. Johnโs too caught up in his white-knighting to process Annaโs desires. So on and so forth. With this acknowledgment, โHuman Voiceโ also works as a reminder that itโs so easy to create scenarios in our heads based on what we so desperately want to be true or what we believe to be right while someone may vocally, clearly be saying otherwise. Thereโs so much power in this thought, and maybe Iโm reading harder into a number thatโs simply about techno-fears – but maybe not given the filmโs repeated ability to prove fantasy and reality are two worlds that become hard to separate at the worst times.โ
โTell me that it's not too late. How much longer must I wait? I want to communicate.โโ
As threats mount, the true colors of Annaโs supporting cast are coaxed out via musical theatrics. Ex-hookup Nick (Ben Wiggins) and his merry band of thugs belt on about taking charge through machismo in โSoldier At Warโ while Savageโs instabilities finally crack during โNothingโs Gonna Stop Me Now.โ In their own minds, each is a hero Scotland requires to stop this undead invasion. Oneโs a grunt whoโs smashing zombie heads with a maniacโs smile, the other a tyrant who allows ultimate power to corrupt in a now rancid dystopia. Thereโs more nuance to Nickโ fist-cocked preaching of gender toxicity than Savageโs loony martyrdom for the โgreater good,โ but, through over-performative numbers, weโre able to understand their insecurities and follies on a far deeper level than dialogue dissection could have accomplished.
P.S. โSoldier At Warโ is the filmโs #1 hit and thereโs not a damn thing thatโll convince me otherwise.โ
โWhen it comes to killin' zombies, I'm the top of my class. While you've been hidin', I've been kickin' some ass.โโ
Itโs obvious the end is nigh once reaching โGive Them A Show,โ after a musical lull while Annaโs squad traverses tree farms and city blocks in search of safety. Now at her journeyโs conclusion, a horde of zombies populate the gymnasium space between Anna, Savage, and her prisoner father. Itโs time, as the song goes, for Anna to give โem one helluva show as she fights for whatโs most important. Using the lessons sheโs learned along the way, having seen John turn, Anna realizes that โbreaking awayโ isnโt severing ties. Moving on can be a transition, still retaining those memories we might, through hastier eyes, look to incinerate.
Itโs Annaโs courageous survivor girl against Savageโs broken psyche, with death on the line. Jingle bells and dueling verses are laid atop Swireโs action-tango as Anna bashes walkers one-by-one while keeping a tune. One thatโs just as whimsical as all the others, but Annaโs not resisting anymore. Thereโs magic and empowerment in the air, minimizing the musical satire at hand to allow for a genre-aligned climax that completes Annaโs scripted growth. Humanity is not broken, good still can exist, and if Anna can find this whilst the apocalypse unfolds? We can, as viewers, believe thereโs still some magic left worth finding.โ
โRaise the curtain, hit the lights. Strike up the band for the final night. And if it is my time to go, I won't waste a moment, I know. I'll give them one hell of a show.โโ
After booting Savage into a zombified crowd, Annaโs outro is a shared ballad between daughter and father that manages to find comfort despite death calling their names. Glimpses of our fragile mortality ring throughout โI Will Believe,โ as both vocalists stop wishing for something different and embrace a singular moment. Anna and the Apocalypse comes full-circle, with two characters who began in argument now addressing hope in a time of flesh-eaters. Itโs the archetypal culmination required to defeat combative thinking, promote living for the day, and remain thoughtful of the gift of life weโre granted. Given the tragic loss of co-writer Ryan McHenry, โI Will Believeโ is exactly the somber and admissive closing note this wacky, gory musical requires.โ
Anna and the Apocalypse is a miraculous blend of Christmas-themed chaos and show-stopping musical numbers, the latter of which becomes director John McPhailโs trump card. Lyrics, instrumental vibes, and harmonization help break a butterfly from her blood-spattered cocoon with the utmost sincerity. Characters are allowed to escape reality and explore their true selves in a way that only self-centering solos can allow, while tonality is weaponized to bolster stakes and necessary gravities. Itโs a special December gift, played by an inspiringly talented cast, resulting in pure horror-musical-comedy bliss. Now if youโll excuse me, Iโve got my gajillionth soundtrack listen-through to start.โ
Matt Donato spends his post-work hours analyzing cinema for /Film, Collider, Bloody Disgusting, Atom Insider, and other internet reaches. Follow along on Twitter/Instagram/Letterboxd at @DonatoBomb. He seems like a pretty cool guy, but don't feed him after midnight just to be safe (beers are allowed/encouraged).

