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Gift From Satan: The Rock Attached to “SEAL TEAM 666″

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Buff dudes and demons: a combination I can’t find fault in. I say this as one of six (six six) people who totally enjoy END OF DAYS. But what of a successor to the throne of Lord Satan looking like a choir boy in the face of Arnold? Prepare thyself for SEAL TEAM 666.

Based on a novel that I’m so excited exists, SEAL TEAM 666 does in fact find a special ops team battling “demons, possessed humans and mass-murdering cults.” Who can lead such a fearless band? Fucking The Rock, a.k.a. Luke Hobbs, a.k.a. Team Bring it, a.k.a. The People’s Champion, a.k.a. Dwayne Johnson.

Evan Spiliotopoulos, who wrote the upcoming The Rock-starring HERCULES movie, is penning. Hopefully whoever directs is already planning on having a really good metal theme song like “Shocker,” or anything by Fastway. [THR]

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