Exclusive photos: Ron Jeremy et al. in “JERSEY SHORE MASSACRE”
Horrific situation or wishful thinking? However you look at it, JERSEY SHORE MASSACRE is coming next month, and we’ve got a bunch of exclusive pics to share!
Opening in select theatrs August 22 from Attack Entertainment, JERSEY SHORE MASSACRE was executive-produced by Jenni “JWoww” Farley of the namesake reality-show hit, but the actual cast sports a bunch of HOWARD STERN SHOW regulars instead, including Sal “The Stockbroker” Governale, Richard Christy and Bigfoot, plus adult-film legend Ron Jeremy and Danielle Dallacco, Angela Boccella, Giovanni Roselli (a.k.a. WWE wrestler Romeo), Chris Lazzaro, Nicole Rutigliano and Ashley Mitchell. Paul Tarnopol wrote and directed; here’s the synopsis: “When Teresa [Dallacco] and the girls leave their suburban New Jersey salon for a weekend of sun and sin down the shore, they are blindsided by a bizarre twist of events that catapult them from the sands of Seaside Heights to a secluded house deep in the New Jersey Pine Barrens. Frightened by stories of the legendary Jersey Devil, the local population of Pineys and a giant dim-witted neighbor, the girls eagerly return to Seaside Heights, where they hook up with five fist-pumping delinquents who incessantly disrespect all with their reprehensible behavior.
“As day turns to night, the group converges at a Seaside bar where they are soon ejected for inciting a dance-floor brawl. With nowhere else to go, the group retreats to the house in the Pine Barrens for a night of carnal delights. Blinded by their selfish pursuits, they remain unaware that their long-outstanding debt to humanity is about to be settled—with their lives. One by one, the body count soars as retribution is exacted at the hands of a mentally deranged killer with much more than just an ax to grind.” Have a look at the teaser trailer below the photos, and head over to the official website and Facebook page.