Caption Contest Results: 9/21 – 9/25


FANGORIA fanatics! If you’re one of the thousands who follow us on Twitter, you’re likely familiar with our daily Caption Contests! Now, due to the overwhelmingly positive response, we’re highlighting the best entries of the week for the world to see! So without further ado…

Monday, September 21st


Winner: @JDiaZero – “After his failed run as marketing director for Cabbage Patch Dolls, Peter decided to try a different career path.”

2nd Place: @HorrorHoneys – “Aren’t kids the cutest? Thanks for the great sleeper set Auntie Bev!”

3rd Place: @TheFlickist – “Well, at least the fucker stopped crying.”


Tuesday, September 22nd


Winner: @garv7yar – “For the first time, Sid Haig reveals a hand that isn’t severed.”

2nd Place: @frankglloydjr – “Filming was cancelled, as their epic staring contest entered its third hour.”

3rd Place: @SarenSuture – “All I got is this coke; Bob back there ate all the acid and has been trying to get out of his chair for two hours.”


Wednesday, September 23rd


Winner: @Oh_Brundage – “With this thing, going blind will be the least of my worries.”

2nd Place: @HarrisonSmith85 – “How the hell did Englund do it for so long?”

3rd Place: @1975jetsfan4 – “I don’t know. This arm doesn’t match my shirt.”


Thursday, September 24th


Winner: @MacBullitt – “That is quite possibly the worst case of pink eye I’ve ever seen.”

2nd Place: @orman5150 – “He’s been like this since the attorney said his ex-wife gets half of everything.”

3rd Place: @jfestra – “This doesn’t look like Scott Glenn.”


Friday, September 25th


Winner: @Ancient_Equinox – “A faith based online dating service.”

2nd Place: @rlaurich – “To this day, even the Williamson triplets’ closest friends and family could barely tell them apart.”

3rd Place: @ItsBlogginEvil – “Ronald McEatMe.”

Want your caption to be featured on FANGORIA.com? Keep an eye out for our Caption Contests every afternoon on our Twitter (@FANGORIA) and submit yours with the hashtag #FANGORIA!

About the author
Ken W. Hanley

Ken W. Hanley is the Managing Web Editor for FANGORIA and STARLOG, as well as the former Web Editor for Diabolique Magazine and a contributing writer to YouWonCannes.com. He’s a graduate from Montclair State University, where he received an award for Excellence in Screenwriting. He’s currently working on screenplays, his debut novel “THE I IN EVIL”, and various other projects, and can be followed on Twitter: @movieguyiguess.

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