Caption Contest Results: 7/14 – 7/18


FANGORIA fanatics! If you’re one of the thousands who follow us on Twitter, you’re likely familiar with our daily Caption Contests! Now, due to the overwhelmingly positive response, we’re highlighting the best entries of the week for the world to see! So without further ado…

Monday, July 14th


Winner: @rlaurich – “ And remember: This is the THIRD weirdest Arquette…”

1st Place: @jeffsmithpgh – “Sorry girls… he’s all mine!”

2nd Place: @Gommster – Check out my new sleeping bag!”


Tuesday, July 15th

Due to a technical error, there was no caption contest held for July 15th.


Wednesday, July 16th


Winner: @BARFSIMPS0N – “Lower.”

1st Place: @3P1C_F41L – “Heimlich maneuver? What the hell is that?”

2nd Place: @mtnorcia – “The ads for Dr. Rolf’s new internal tonsillectomy procedure weren’t as successful as he had hoped.”


Thursday, July 17th


Winner: @choptopmoseley – “Hey, lick my knife, you dog dick!”

1st Place: @frankpharaoh – “He also knows how to sit, stay, and fetch! We trained him well in that mental ward.”

2nd Place: @NeillOilRaags – “No, Don, when you carve meat, you cut against the grain.”


Friday, July 18th


Winner: @YouGotCheng – “Wait till Diane hears about my night.”

1st Place: @SteveTowsley – “What was the name of that dead chick we all came for again?”

2nd Place: @garv7yar – “Agent Dale Cooper is having second thoughts about having snacked on the local mushrooms.”


Want your caption to be featured on FANGORIA.com? Keep an eye out for our Caption Contests every afternoon on our Twitter (@FANGORIA) and submit yours with the hashtag #FANGORIA!

About the author
Ken W. Hanley

Ken W. Hanley is the Managing Web Editor for FANGORIA and STARLOG, as well as the former Web Editor for Diabolique Magazine and a contributing writer to YouWonCannes.com. He’s a graduate from Montclair State University, where he received an award for Excellence in Screenwriting. He’s currently working on screenplays, his debut novel “THE I IN EVIL”, and various other projects, and can be followed on Twitter: @movieguyiguess.

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