Caption Contest Results: 2/29 – 3/04


FANGORIA fanatics! If you’re one of the thousands who follow us on Twitter, you’re likely familiar with our daily Caption Contests! Now, due to the overwhelmingly positive response, we’re highlighting the best entries of the week for the world to see! So without further ado…

Monday, February 29th


Winner: @HarrisonSmith85 – Paul Schrader’s team up with Andrew Lloyd Webber for CATS was ill conceived to say the least.

2nd Place: @frankglloydjr – “Maybe she was born with it, maybe it’s radiation poisoning.”

3rd Place: @mtnorcia – “My worst on-set experience: every day, by the time I got to craft services, all of Donna’s crispy skin was gone.”


Tuesday, March 1st


Winner: @rlaurich – “Are you creepy and in need of legal representation? If so, call the Law Firm of Bones, Ghoul, Castle & Price.”

2nd Place: @Rapagena – “We can’t promise you the cover of Vogue, but Mad Magazine might be interested.”

3rd Place: @ZombieSchmombie – Relax! Just relax! We have 11 more ghosts on the way. You two don’t have to do all the scaring by yourself. I promise!”


Wednesday, March 2nd


Winner: @NarratorCliff – Why can’t we ever go somewhere nice? I think you’re ashamed of me. Is that a shower?”

2nd Place: @PeterUmina – “Pan’s Halibut.”

3rd Place: @baecon_tv – “I cannot believe you passed on that Coca-Cola sponsorship John…”


Thursday, March 3rd


Winner: @jessabeller – When I said ‘a little off the sides’ I really didn’t mean this…”

2nd Place: @tarawhite161 – “So you’re sure the chicks are going to like this, right?”

3rd Place: @TweetiethCFox – “I knew I should have gone with the laser underarm hair removal treatment!”


Friday, March 4th


Winner: @K8dask8 – “OK, Bill you see there where you twist Joe’s head off? We really need you to do it counter-clockwise next time.”

2nd Place: @Castlerockfan – Trying not to attract attention to Tom’s disease wasn’t working so well…

3rd Place: @garv7yar – “The meetings of ‘Reality TV show Addicts Anonymous’ were always late to get started.”
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About the author
Ken W. Hanley

Ken W. Hanley is the Managing Web Editor for FANGORIA and STARLOG, as well as the former Web Editor for Diabolique Magazine and a contributing writer to YouWonCannes.com. He’s a graduate from Montclair State University, where he received an award for Excellence in Screenwriting. He’s currently working on screenplays, his debut novel “THE I IN EVIL”, and various other projects, and can be followed on Twitter: @movieguyiguess.

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