Caption Contest Results: 1/11 – 1/15


FANGORIA fanatics! If you’re one of the thousands who follow us on Twitter, you’re likely familiar with our daily Caption Contests! Now, due to the overwhelmingly positive response, we’re highlighting the best entries of the week for the world to see! So without further ado…

Monday, January 11th

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Winner: @TheChad_1978 – Excuse me, could I see that camera? I have such sights to show you!”

2nd Place: @HarrisonSmith85 – “After some lean times after the franchise ended, Pinhead found gainful employment as a script supervisor.

3rd Place: @TheJCmassacre – “And that, my friends, is how you properly use a nail gun.”


Tuesday, January 12th


Winner: @_AmandaWyss – “‘Um…Guys? Let’s rethink this. Maybe a zipper on the inside?’ – Tina’s last words…”

2nd Place: @choptopmoseley – “I brought you a blue suit to dry clean, and THIS is what I get back?!”

3rd Place: @Ancient_Equinox – I said I don’t want to leave the womb! Now, zip me up and push me back in.”


Wednesday, January 13th


Winner: @D_Khunne – “Who killed Laura Palmer? I don’t have a clue.”

2nd Place: @MaximumZeus – “Really regretting ‘Pulling a Van Gogh’ last night.”

3rd Place: @Justin0744 – “She just called me dickless. The thing of it is, I can’t find my dick.”


Thursday, January 14th


Winner: @garv7yar – “Now I need to get the hang of using these kooky Martian parking meters!”

2nd Place: @MitigatedText – “That’s one way to get ahead in your field”

3rd Place: @dvano78 – “All the actors are so thin.”


Friday, January 15th


Winner: @johnnyzom – “But I wanted to be Police Woman!”

2nd Place: @1975jetsfan4 – “You said that you wanted a close shave.”

3rd Place: @payboss – “Surprise!”


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About the author
Ken W. Hanley

Ken W. Hanley is the Managing Web Editor for FANGORIA and STARLOG, as well as the former Web Editor for Diabolique Magazine and a contributing writer to YouWonCannes.com. He’s a graduate from Montclair State University, where he received an award for Excellence in Screenwriting. He’s currently working on screenplays, his debut novel “THE I IN EVIL”, and various other projects, and can be followed on Twitter: @movieguyiguess.

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