Caption Contest Results: 06/09 – 06/13


FANGORIA fanatics! If you’re one of the thousands who follow us on Twitter, you’re likely familiar with our daily Caption Contests! Now, due to the overwhelmingly positive response, we’re highlighting the best entries of the week for the world to see! So without further adieu…

Monday, June 9th


Winner: @HeartOnDemand – “I’m your deadest fan!”

2nd Place: @christythefancy – I know it seems crazy, but damn it, we’re in love!” 

3rd Place: @jenkrukowski – “And now my friend here is going to tell you kids about what happens when you don’t say no to drugs.”


Tuesday, June 10th


Winner: @chainsawsmile – At least he’s avoiding lung cancer.”

2nd Place: @JWEG79 – “Decapitation is such a drag.”

3rd Place: @CrystalLil – “Tough new government anti-smoking deterrents still not putting off the most dedicated tobacco user.”


Wednesday, June 11th


Winner: @brianscribe77 – “I wish I knew how to quit you.”

2nd Place: @choptopmoseley – “We can get married in a morgue…in California!”

3rd Place: @TLBJames – “Shh-shhh-shhh Freh-Freh-Fred. We’ll get those meddling kids next time. And their dog, too.”


Thursday, June 12th


Winner: @ODondemand – Wes Craven: Game changer in the world of horror and how many pockets a shirt can have.”

2nd Place: @BryonBlakey – “Before he made horror movies, Wes Craven was the world’s worst realtor.

3rd Place: @garv7yarv – “After ABC cancels “Twin Peaks”, David Lynch’s loss becomes Wes Craven’s gain in ‘casting psycho couples’ Dept.”


Friday, June 13th


Winner: @DiegoFaygo – “Another Carpenter, another eating disorder.”

2nd Place: @Jinx1981 – “Great, we’re left wondering which monster did all that damage – Leatherface, Michael Myers, or Roseanne Barr?”

3rd Place: @tweetsbyPaul84 – “You said I was just coming in for a check up.”


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Ken W. Hanley
Ken W. Hanley is the Managing Web Editor for FANGORIA and STARLOG, as well as the former Web Editor for Diabolique Magazine and a contributing writer to YouWonCannes.com. He’s a graduate from Montclair State University, where he received an award for Excellence in Screenwriting. He’s currently working on screenplays, his debut novel "THE I IN EVIL", and various other projects, and can be followed on Twitter: @movieguyiguess.
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