Caption Contest Results: 05/05 – 05/09


FANGORIA fanatics! If you’re one of the thousands who follow us on Twitter, you’re likely familiar with our daily Caption Contests! And now, due to the overwhelmingly positive response, we’re going a step further and highlighting the best entries of the week for the world to see! So without further adieu…

Monday, May 5th, 2014



Winner: @choptopmoseley – “I asked for a sippy cup, but a Dixie’ll do!”

2nd Place: @dsrielly – “Jesus Christ, SATANTANGO is long.”

3rd Place: @Number138Weare – “Don’t you want to be a Pepper too?”

Tuesday, May 6th, 2014


Winner: @pressedfaery – “Day One: All going according to plan, the crew still do not realize that I am a shark…”

2nd Place: @Todd_Spence – “Was it as good for you?”

3rd Place: @ZombieSchmombie – “That’s not a scar. I’ll show you a scar…”

Wednesday, May 7th, 2014


Winner: @BrettStrohl – “What did mom always say about making faces? It finally froze that way didn’t it?”

2nd Place: @FlapjackRiley – ” ‘So if I do this, then I can play Spider-Man?’ ‘Yeah… sure, whatever you say.’ “

3rd Place: @Brad_Joyc3 -“I’m telling you! S-mart carries a topical face cream that can help you!”

Thursday, May 8th, 2014


Winner: @peacepumpkinpic – “llup ym regnif, evad.”

2nd Place: @TheJonah_ – “Don’t get short with me, buddy.”

3rd Place: @garv7yar – “Really, David? A dream sequence with a dancing dwarf? Even I don’t dream about dwarfs!”

Friday, May 9th, 2014


Winner: @twfuom – ‘I’m not just the president, I’m also a client.”

2nd Place: @JoeyShab – “Cigars? Cigarettes?”

3rd Place: @jordyfletchr – ‘I dabble.’ “

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Ken W. Hanley
Ken W. Hanley is the Managing Web Editor for FANGORIA and STARLOG, as well as the former Web Editor for Diabolique Magazine and a contributing writer to YouWonCannes.com. He’s a graduate from Montclair State University, where he received an award for Excellence in Screenwriting. He’s currently working on screenplays, his debut novel "THE I IN EVIL", and various other projects, and can be followed on Twitter: @movieguyiguess.
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