Caption Contest Results: 03/07 – 03/11


FANGORIA fanatics! If you’re one of the thousands who follow us on Twitter, you’re likely familiar with our daily Caption Contests! Now, due to the overwhelmingly positive response, we’re highlighting the best entries of the week for the world to see! So without further ado…

Monday, March 7th


Winner: @garv7yar – OK, since you can see the future, why do you say the Greg Stillson character is based on someone named Trump?

2nd Place: @frankglloydjr – “No, I don’t know how many fingers you’re holding up because you’re wearing mittens and I’m not really a psychic.”

3rd Place: @HarrisonSmith85 – “As much as I love the script idea, having Johnny see a cowbell doesn’t fit the direction I’m going, Chris.”


Tuesday, March 8th


Winner: @orman5150 – “An Apple a day keeps the pagan away… maybe.”

2nd Place: @rlaurich – “…and this ‘Death Star’ is blown up by the hero! So, neither of you is interested? Fine. What’s Cushing’s number?”

3rd Place: @exiledinNJ – See, gentlemen. The apple doesn’t fall far from the Wicker.”


Wednesday, March 9th


Winner: @1975jetsfan4 – Alright, how many fingers can you see?”

2nd Place: @Jason_Devin – Honestly Linda, what terrifies us in real life isn’t Pazuzu, it’s a prostate exam.”

3rd Place: @brianscribeNY – “I put a crucifix where?!… What rewrite?”


Thursday, March 10th


Winner: @Lando_iHorror – Quint! We’re makin’ a run to McD’s, you want anything?”

2nd Place: @broggyr – “Never look a gift shark in the mouth.”

3rd Place: @ZADF_ORG – “Bruce, you have to floss. I just found an arm between your teeth.”


Friday, March 11th


Winner: @alicewadd – “A week into Making the Nine Who Killed Her Spend their Eternities in Doom and chill and he gives you this look.”

2nd Place: @randomcrowdface – “Wake up dear, we have company!”

3rd Place: @Louie_Houghton – “Once again the Abominably Orange Skinned Dr. Phibes arouses from falling asleep on his sun bed.”
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About the author
Ken W. Hanley

Ken W. Hanley is the Managing Web Editor for FANGORIA and STARLOG, as well as the former Web Editor for Diabolique Magazine and a contributing writer to YouWonCannes.com. He’s a graduate from Montclair State University, where he received an award for Excellence in Screenwriting. He’s currently working on screenplays, his debut novel “THE I IN EVIL”, and various other projects, and can be followed on Twitter: @movieguyiguess.

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