Caption Contest Results: 03/02 – 03/06


FANGORIA fanatics! If you’re one of the thousands who follow us on Twitter, you’re likely familiar with our daily Caption Contests! Now, due to the overwhelmingly positive response, we’re highlighting the best entries of the week for the world to see! So without further ado…

Monday, March 2nd


Winner: @CanadianZombieG – “I’m changing my mind about getting the anal bleaching.”

1st Place: @chainsawsmile – “And Abe Vigoda never returned to that salon again…”

2nd Place: @Floydthe3rd – “People were appalled at the controversial decision to sell Boris Karloff as jerky once he died.”


Tuesday, March 3rd


Winner: @rlaurich – “This is what happens when your grandparents get into your weed stash…”

1st Place: @jpsaenz671 – “We don’t get out much. But when we do, watch out!”

2nd Place: @ZakSmithSabbath – “The suit alleged that the invisible women had to endure near constant groping on set from the entire crew.”


Wednesday, March 4th


Winner: @garv7yar – “John Ryder politely asks for directions to the nearest police station he can massacre.”

1st Place: @whatalanwatches – “See that guy? He’s the only one that will see this in the theater. But they’ll all love this movie 20 years later.”

2nd Place: @djwing_wing – So that’s where the Road Runner will come from; do you have your ACME rocket?”


Thursday, March 5th


Winner: @RichardDiaz – “I’m trying but I just can’t find the motivation for my character. Aren’t I more than acid blood and a creepy tongue?”

1st Place: @SlasherCastTed – “Shooting promo footage for the highly anticipated ALIEN/HOME ALONE crossover film.”

2nd Place: @kalesama – “Is this my good side?”


Friday, March 6th


Winner: @sweatyghost – “…and then the party city clerks say ‘435 candles? I hope you have a monster cake,’ and we both started laughing…”

1st Place: @jeffrey – “Dracula told Frankenstein not to open his eyes, but he did. Once he saw the fire, the party was over for everyone.”

2nd Place: @brianscribeNY – “For extra kick, just add Basil.”


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Ken W. Hanley

Ken W. Hanley is the Managing Web Editor for FANGORIA and STARLOG, as well as the former Web Editor for Diabolique Magazine and a contributing writer to YouWonCannes.com. He’s a graduate from Montclair State University, where he received an award for Excellence in Screenwriting. He’s currently working on screenplays, his debut novel “THE I IN EVIL”, and various other projects, and can be followed on Twitter: @movieguyiguess.

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