Caption Contest Results: 02/08 – 02/12


FANGORIA fanatics! If you’re one of the thousands who follow us on Twitter, you’re likely familiar with our daily Caption Contests! Now, due to the overwhelmingly positive response, we’re highlighting the best entries of the week for the world to see! So without further ado…


Monday, February 8th

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Winner: @exiledinNJ – Man, Henson never had it this good!”

2nd Place: @angelabsurdist – “This is not the dolly shot I was expecting.”

3rd Place: @1975jetsfan4 – “Look what I just found in Lizzie Borden’s basement!”


Tuesday, February 9th


Winner: @garv7yar – “Clive Barker was suddenly hit with an overwhelming feeling of existential dread that he’d forgotten to turn the iron off.”

2nd Place: @mtnorcia – “Breaker breaker. We got a sexy momma with suffering legendary even in hell. Over.”

3rd Place: @orman5150 – Pssst someone grab the Head and Shoulders quick!”


Wednesday, February 10th


Winner: @ZombieSchmombie – All I wanted was a hair clip with a bow… that’s all. But no. Just this ugly, stupid stainless steel one!”

2nd Place: @sarkoffagus – “I can’t even tell where the bullet went.”

3rd Place: @RScrotumtree – “Don’t worry. Soon we’ll get you looking back to normal and not so much like a human anymore.”


Thursday, February 11th

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Winner: @HallowsHaunts – “I thought these IKEA instructions were supposed to be easy.”

2nd Place: @Screamqueenarmy – So Dennis, what do you think of reprising your role in the sequel to MAD DOG MORGAN? I just finished the script!”

3rd Place: @Payboss – “Yes, I know ‘Hopper’ and ‘Hooper’ look the similar on the script but you’re not the fucking director, Dennis…”


Friday, February 12th


Winner: @frankglloydjr – “Don’t worry, this is the brand Sissy Spacek endorses.”

2nd Place: @dabbear1 – “Perfect. Just need a scarf to go with my bottle hat and I’m set.”

3rd Place: @rlaurich – “The secret as to why Johnny Depp seemingly never ages:
Ketchup showers.”

Want your caption to be featured on FANGORIA.com? Keep an eye out for our Caption Contests every afternoon on our Twitter (@FANGORIA) and submit yours with the hashtag #FANGORIA!

About the author
Ken W. Hanley

Ken W. Hanley is the Managing Web Editor for FANGORIA and STARLOG, as well as the former Web Editor for Diabolique Magazine and a contributing writer to YouWonCannes.com. He’s a graduate from Montclair State University, where he received an award for Excellence in Screenwriting. He’s currently working on screenplays, his debut novel “THE I IN EVIL”, and various other projects, and can be followed on Twitter: @movieguyiguess.

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