Caption Contest Results: 01/18 – 01/22


FANGORIA fanatics! If you’re one of the thousands who follow us on Twitter, you’re likely familiar with our daily Caption Contests! Now, due to the overwhelmingly positive response, we’re highlighting the best entries of the week for the world to see! So without further ado…


Monday, January 18th


Winner: @RealTomHolland – Yes Tony, I can change that line for you, again.”

2nd Place: @Ancient_Equinox – “My mother would KILL for your cheek bones, officer.”

3rd Place: @exiledinNJ – “Mad? I said sad. We all get a little sad sometimes, officer.”


Tuesday, January 19th


Winner: @frankglloydjr – “You put your left hand in, yadda, yadda, yadda, you’re doing the Hokey Pokey…”

2nd Place: @HBC_BMovie – “Alright, not bad for a first try, but THIS is how the Force works…”

3rd Place: @JasonBoaden – Picture it. Sicily. 1922…”


Wednesday, January 20th


Winner: @OfficialSGordon – “Has anyone seen my wristwatch?”

2nd Place: @AprilinAlberta4 – “You want the leg or the breast?”

3rd Place: @AngryRedHead86 – “This is how I direct all the time.”


Thursday, January 21st


Winner: @JDiaZero – “Uh-oh. I think we grabbed the permanent glue by mistake…”

2nd Place: @garv7yar – Casual hook-ups on Grindr risk STDs, humiliating three-ways, and whatever the fuck this is.”

3rd Place: @rollin4SESHfest – “You’ve really gotta start cleaning behind the ears man, look at this.”


Friday, January 22nd


Winner: @FaireRosalind – “Mom, Dad– I’d like you to meet my boyfriend, Predator.”

2nd Place: @DanielMadison78 – “They met on E-HARMony.”

3rd Place: @MrLeeRussell – “Underneath that mask, covered in dried blood & entrails, Janet knew she found the pansexual being of her dreams.”
Want your caption to be featured on FANGORIA.com? Keep an eye out for our Caption Contests every afternoon on our Twitter (@FANGORIA) and submit yours with the hashtag #FANGORIA!

About the author
Ken W. Hanley

Ken W. Hanley is the Managing Web Editor for FANGORIA and STARLOG, as well as the former Web Editor for Diabolique Magazine and a contributing writer to YouWonCannes.com. He’s a graduate from Montclair State University, where he received an award for Excellence in Screenwriting. He’s currently working on screenplays, his debut novel “THE I IN EVIL”, and various other projects, and can be followed on Twitter: @movieguyiguess.

Back to Top