Caption Contest Results: 01/04 – 01/08


FANGORIA fanatics! If you’re one of the thousands who follow us on Twitter, you’re likely familiar with our daily Caption Contests! Now, due to the overwhelmingly positive response, we’re highlighting the best entries of the week for the world to see! So without further ado…

Monday, January 4th


Winner: @Floydthe3rd – “Would you please tell the invisible man to stop with the random cavity searches?”

2nd Place: @rlaurich – “It’s just a jump to the left! And then a step to the ri-i-i-i-i-ight!

3rd Place: @Brennasoul – “Peter & Vincent suddenly regret eating those huge steaks.”


Tuesday, January 5th


Winner: @HarrisonSmith85 – “Whitesnake decided to go in a different direction for their ‘Here I Go Again’ video…”

2nd Place: @zpinternational – “Wanna see my audition for A CHORUS LINE?”

3rd Place: @garv7yar – Wait, isn’t Red Bull supposed to give you WINGS?”


Wednesday, January 6th

The Basement (1989) - Behind-The-Scenes

Winner: @SkelLuce – I know there’s a little bit of an age difference, but we don’t let that get in the way of our love.

2nd Place: @MacheteGirl000 – “Honey, I don’t think dad is in the mood to give you his blessing right now.”

3rd Place: @johnnyzom – “This mail-order bride company is the BEST!”


Thursday, January 7th


Winner: @frankglloydjr – “Tim wanted to buy the creepy dollhouse, but he couldn’t afford Vincent’s price.”

2nd Place: @TheFlickist – “The last place entrants in the annual Hide and Seek competition.”

3rd Place: @SarahJoSmiley – This would finally be the year that they won the gingerbread house building competition.


Friday, January 8th


Winner: @MasonBlackthorn – “I’ve been saving all month for this. I need a root canal. I’m sure I need a long, slow root canal.”

2nd Place: @Seege1977 – “I can tell you’ve been flossing.”

3rd Place: @hayesy40 – For a sex toy, that’s pretty out there.”
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About the author
Ken W. Hanley

Ken W. Hanley is the Managing Web Editor for FANGORIA and STARLOG, as well as the former Web Editor for Diabolique Magazine and a contributing writer to YouWonCannes.com. He’s a graduate from Montclair State University, where he received an award for Excellence in Screenwriting. He’s currently working on screenplays, his debut novel “THE I IN EVIL”, and various other projects, and can be followed on Twitter: @movieguyiguess.

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