Caption Contest: 5/19 – 5/23

FANGORIA fanatics! If you’re one of the thousands who follow us on Twitter, you’re likely familiar with our daily Caption Contests! And now, due to the overwhelmingly positive response, we’re going a step further and highlighting the best entries of the week for the world to see! So without further adieu…


Monday, May 19th

Winner: @BrianGeorgeF – “I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I murder my family with an axe.”

2nd Place: @Jinx1981 – ”Drinks are on the asshole who asks for a hundred and fifty takes!”

3rd Place: @CouchPotato_MVP – “Sorry, sir. All we have left is non-alcoholic beer.”



Tuesday, May 20th

Winner: @3P1C_F41L – “First one to blink loses.”

2nd Place: @AleTurdo – “Have you seen my right ear? Looks like the props guys misplaced it accidentally.”

3rd Place: @BryonBlakey – “Because I’m David Lynch, It’s not suppose to make sense!”

Wednesday, May 21st

Winner: @IrishBeast78 – “You were expecting Forrest Gump, bitches?”

2nd Place: @JeremyNewberger – “A Nightmare at the Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.”

3rd Place: @Like_Whoa – “This used to be fun…… *sigh*”

Thursday, May 22nd

Winner: @brianscribe77 – “Well, I’m stumped.”

2nd Place: @facedances3 – “He’s not gonna start doing the splits between these trees is he?”

3rd Place: @jeffsmithpgh – “Don’t worry about it… you have a spare.”

Friday, May 23rd

Winner: @TheCatCadaver – “That take was okay, but can you give it more of a Broadway musical feel?”

2nd Place: @angelabsurdist – “Listen, even a Daywalker has to pay his fucking taxes, comprende?”

3rd Place: @brundlefly – “In this next scene, I’ll need you to ice-skate up hill. Do you have any issues with doing that?”

Want your caption to be featured on FANGORIA.com? Keep an eye out for our Caption Contests every afternoon on our Twitter (@FANGORIA) and submit yours with the hashtag #FANGORIA!

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Ken W. Hanley

Ken W. Hanley is the Managing Web Editor for FANGORIA and STARLOG, as well as the former Web Editor for Diabolique Magazine and a contributing writer to YouWonCannes.com. He’s a graduate from Montclair State University, where he received an award for Excellence in Screenwriting. He’s currently working on screenplays, his debut novel “THE I IN EVIL”, and various other projects, and can be followed on Twitter: @movieguyiguess.

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