Caption Contest Results: 02/15 – 02/19


FANGORIA fanatics! If you’re one of the thousands who follow us on Twitter, you’re likely familiar with our daily Caption Contests! Now, due to the overwhelmingly positive response, we’re highlighting the best entries of the week for the world to see! So without further ado…


Monday, February 15th


Winner: @FloydThe3rd – Dad has been acting strange ever since his missionary trip to Haiti.”

2nd Place: @jericho1123 – “My neck, it has a death curse”

3rd Place: @AmyVictoreiae – “When Bae won’t stop huffing paint but you’re still in love because ‘you can change him’…”


Tuesday, February 16th


Winner: @jackmohazzard – “Rule number 4: cover your genitals with a biblical flower for protection.”

2nd Place: @rlaurich – “…and for the sequel, each of you will have nipples on your costumes.”

3rd Place: @TheChad_1978 – Remember to always set a place at the table for a vampire…. that way you can serve him stakes!”


Wednesday, February 17th


Winner: @Ancient_Equinox – “I’m not fully convinced he’s my son, Doc.”

2nd Place: @SlapInterns – “You should see my daughter.”

3rd Place: @SinStarkiller13 – “I’m not sure you understand what a scale model means…”


Thursday, February 18th


Winner: @HarrisonSmith85 – Just once can I be in a film without slime, ooze or phallic looking monsters?”

2nd Place: @_michaelrobb – Sigourney Weaver and Don Rickles prepare to shoot their sex scene.”

3rd Place: @halfpaintedlady – C’mon Sigourney, it’s the rules. That’s who the bottle landed on, now let’s see some kissing.


Friday, February 19th


Winner: @ders808 – “You’ve got my bone structure!”

2nd Place: @Trey_Valeska – “Pumpkinhead’s struggles with eating disorders are well documented. He had to take bit parts in bad sequels to survive.”

3rd Place: @chrisporkerwebb – “Excuse me, madam. Have you paid for that item?”
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About the author
Ken W. Hanley

Ken W. Hanley is the Managing Web Editor for FANGORIA and STARLOG, as well as the former Web Editor for Diabolique Magazine and a contributing writer to YouWonCannes.com. He’s a graduate from Montclair State University, where he received an award for Excellence in Screenwriting. He’s currently working on screenplays, his debut novel “THE I IN EVIL”, and various other projects, and can be followed on Twitter: @movieguyiguess.

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