Not the place you'd expect to find him, but in-between appearances at our just-wrapped East Coast Edition of FANGORIA's Weekend of Horrors, GWAR frontman Oderus Urungus paid a visit to FOX NEWS for an appearance on THE RED EYE with Greg Gutfeld. "If the Rolling Stones could play their instruments, they still wouldn't be as good as GWAR. If The Who could write a melody, GWAR could still beat the living crap out of them. If The Beatles could've had a decent drummer, GWAR would still use them as a human toilet. That's because plain and simple, GWAR rules." said Gutfeld prior to welcoming the bearer of the Cuttlefish of Cthulu to the show.
No word on whether or not Bill O'Reilly was harmed during the broadcast, though sources tell FANGORIA that GWAR manager Sleazy P. Martini was looking for THE O'REILLY FACTOR host for a good part of Friday evening.
Fun Fact: Did you know that O'Reilly cites BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA (1992), THE WOLF MAN (1941), and YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN (1974) among his favorite films? One thing is certain - he hates modern horror: "On this Halloween the number one movie in America is 'Saw III,' a sadistic slasher flick designed solely so its audience can enjoy graphic depictions of human suffering. I fully support freedom in the marketplace, but sadistic movies are bad for everyone, and the companies that finance them are harming individuals and their country." - Bill O'Reilly, FOX NEWS 10/31/2006
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